Greeting from the Blotters Blog Horrorscope.
May you have a week of affluence that is copiously full of opulence!
Please remember that this is all in good fun.
Pisces
February 20 - March 20
You are going to have a full of the hokey-pokey day! Oh dear Pisces!
And it looks like your coupons are expired as well.
Todays light will be one that is Foggy.
Yesterdays moon was one that was Relaxing just like a happy cat in its favorite sunbeam.
Your night will be running from infants.
Be aware! Your lucky numbers are said to be 63, 13, 93, 54, 31, 57, 61
A quote for your week.
“Vanity and pride are different things, though the words are often used synonymously. A person may be proud without being vain. Pride relates more to our opinion of ourselves, vanity to what we would have others think of us.”
― Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
Aries
March 21 - April 20
The goddess has granted Aries a day of Good! Doves coo and watch over you.
Todays light will be one that is Spooky like a goth girlfriend.
Yesterdays moon was one that was Famished because it needs sustenance.
Your night will be Hell.
Whispers from the shadows are saying that your lucky number are said to be today!
30, 73, 95, 40, 23, 94, 7
A quote for your week.
“They were within twenty yards of each other, and so abrupt was his appearance, that it was impossible to avoid his sight. Their eyes instantly met, and the cheeks of each were overspread with the deepest blush. He absolutely started, and for a moment seemed immoveable from surprise; but shortly recovering himself, advanced towards the party, and spoke to Elizabeth, if not in terms of perfect composure, at least of perfect civility.”
― Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
Taurus
April 21 - May 21
Congratulations Taurus! Your day is looking like swampy and missing frogs!
Things couldn't be any better, right?
Todays light will be one that is Famished like a starved dog.
Yesterdays moon was one that was Partial.
Your night will be full of the fury of the ones that were left behind.
The wind and the tress have whispered that your lucky numbers are to be 76, 50, 45, 61, 8, 53, 10!
A quote for your week.
“I cannot fix on the hour, or the spot, or the look or the words, which laid the foundation. It is too long ago. I was in the middle before I knew that I had begun.”
― Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
Gemini
May 22 - June 21
Such a ravenous & lustful day Gemini is going to have!
With all that you want and yet you will find yourself wanting.
Todays light will be one that is bad like the decisions you have made.
Yesterdays moon was one that was willfully ignorant.
Your night will be full of the hokey-pokey.
But don't worry, your lucky numbers are said to be 41, 49, 98, 12, 43, 7, 87
A quote for your week.
“It isn't always easy to act on what's in your head instead of what's in your heart. And it isn't always right to. The whole trick to knowing what to do is deciding when to make yourself listen to your head, and when it's okay to just follow your feelings.”
― Steven Brust, Athyra
Cancer
June 22 - July 22
The goddess has granted Cancer a day of being willfully ignorant!
Hope and misery will be at war once more.
Todays light will be one that is Waxed, smooth and silky.
Yesterdays moon was one that was regretting it's actions.
Your night will be Fearful as a new born kitten. Spitting and hissing at the world.
Lucky numbers are such a tricky thing! Yet yours appear to be 55, 34, 73, 79, 94, 92, 22
A quote for your week.
“There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart,' said she afterwards to herself. 'There is nothing to be compared to it. Warmth and tenderness of heart, with an affectionate, open manner, will beat all the clearness of head in the world, for attraction: I am sure it will.”
― Jane Austen, Emma
Leo
July 23 - August 22
You are going to have a full of the fury of the ages day! So good luck with that Leo!
Todays light will be one that is Doubled like a pair of cat eyes.
Yesterdays moon was one that was Harvest.
Your night will be rainy with a chance of money.
One day your lucky numbers will win a lottery. 22, 62, 98, 42, 57, 15, 61
A quote for your week.
“Her pleasure in the walk must arise from the exercise and the day, from the view of the last smiles of the year upon the tawny leaves and withered hedges, and from repeating to herself some few of the thousand poetical descriptions extant of autumn--that season of peculiar and inexhaustible influence on the mind of taste and tenderness--that season which has drawn from every poet worthy of being read some attempt at description, or some lines of feeling.”
― Jane Austen, Persuasion
Virgo
August 23 - September 23
By the stars and their light! Virgo your rainy with a chance of ice cream is going
to be an absolute nightmare!
Todays light will be one that is Heaven like getting attention from your favorite cryptid.
Yesterdays moon was one that was Doubled.
Your night will be regretting it's actions.
The winds of luck have shined upon you!
Your lucky numbers are said to be 80, 71, 6, 88, 12, 68, 20
A quote for your week.
“He got up and walked out, so I missed seeing the powerful sorcerer doing his powerful sorcery, which would have involved him closing his eyes and then, I don't know, maybe taking a deep breath or something.”
― Steven Brust, Iorich
Libera
September 24- October 23
Our sincere condolences Libera! Your day is going to be a Haunting! Good luck!
Todays light will be one that is Spooky like the cold light of a too sterile hospital room.
Yesterdays moon was one that was Whistfull.
Your night will be Hell while watching the world burn in a way that is satisfying to you.
You might not be very lucky today but your numbers are 89, 91, 76, 40, 96, 46, 38!
A quote for your week.
“When you have understood the piece of the world you want to change, and aligned your will with the world as it actually is, then and only then can you begin to change it;”
― Steven Brust, Issola
Ophiuchus
November 29 - December 18
Such a day that will be cold as the coldest heart of the most wretched soul you know. Ophiuchus is going to have! It probably would have been a good idea to have stayed in bed.
Todays light will be one that is Invisible like a jet.
Yesterdays moon was one that was out of it's normal milk and was sad about it.
Your night will be swampy with many frogs.
What is this? But numbers of luck!
They are said to be 69, 36, 63, 90, 83, 70, 56
A quote for your week.
“Men have had every advantage of us in telling their own story. Education has been theirs in so much higher a degree; the pen has been in their hands. I will not allow books to prove anything.”
― Jane Austen, Persuasion
Scorpio
October 24 - November 22
The days go by but for today your day is rainy with a chance of money.
Todays light will be one that is Empty like the void in the empty ribcage that can be found in the woods.
Yesterdays moon was one that was Missing like a shadow in the darkness of the forest of your soul.
Your night will be so-so.
Better keep an eye out on the counter tonight! Your lucky numbers are said to be 47, 70, 56, 62, 66, 8, 13
A quote for your week.
“Most people seem to take pleasure in feeling superior to someone. I'm not like that, which pleases me because it makes me feel superior.”
― Steven Brust, Jhegaala
Sagittarius
November 23 - December 21
Oh what good luck! For Sagittarius your day is going to be so fetch.
Todays light will be one that is Flickering gently in the night..
Yesterdays moon was one that was happenstance.
Your night will be rainy with a chance of unicorns.
Your lucky numbers are said to be 57, 76, 25, 97, 5, 78, 16.
But you don't have to take our word for it.
A quote for your week.
“Grand," I said. "Just grand. I get myself into the army, stand up in battles I have no business in, get nailed in the back by sorcery, accept an impossible assignment to be carried out in the middle of it all, and then, just to top things off, I have to go have a mystical fucking experience. This is just great.”
― Steven Brust, Dragon
Capricorn
December 22 - January 20
You are going to have a Hell of a day! Oh dear Capricorn!
And it looks like your coupons are expired as well.
Todays light will be one that is Spooky like an abandoned brutalist building that
is being taken back by nature.
Yesterdays moon was one that was Full of gas.
Your night will be swampy and missing frogs.
No more waiting with baited breath as Your lucky numbers are said to be 62, 88, 64, 52, 18, 32, 70
A quote for your week.
“The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.”
― Jane Austen, Northanger Abbey
Aquarius
January 21 - February 19
By the stars and their light! Aquarius your grave is going to be full of chaos!
Todays light will be one that is Bright like a hamster.
Yesterdays moon was one that was Haunting like the 'family friendly' book of scary stories from your childhood.
Your night will be Haunting.
Be not afraid! For your lucky numbers are as follows!
48, 93, 40, 43, 66, 83, 81
A quote for your week.
"I had little doubt that I had come to the end of my career when I perceived the somewhat sinister figure of the late Professor Moriarty standing upon the narrow pathway which led to safety. I read an inexorable purpose in his gray eyes. I exchanged some remarks with him, therefore, and obtained his courteous permission to write the short note which you afterwards received. I left it with my cigarette-box and my stick, and I walked along the pathway, Moriarty still at my heels. When I reached the end I stood at bay. He drew no weapon, but he rushed at me and threw his long arms around me. He knew that his own game was up, and was only anxious to revenge himself upon me. We tottered together upon the brink of the fall. I have some knowledge, however, of baritsu, or the Japanese system of wrestling, which has more than once been very useful to me. I slipped through his grip, and he with a horrible scream kicked madly for a few seconds, and clawed the air with both his hands. But for all his efforts he could not get his balance, and over he went. With my face over the brink, I saw him fall for a long way. Then he struck a rock, bounded off, and splashed into the water."
-The Return of Sherlock Holmes
