December 4, 2017

Once Found



Once found, twice lost. The soverings keep... Right side then left.
Watch your feet.

With kindest regards,
The Translator

November 6, 2017

Artsy Fartsy



It's an artsy-fartsy who-ninny. Yes a who-ninny. 
No, not a whoo-digity. Please catch up with the times.

With kindest regards,
The Translator

October 13, 2017

13th



Oh the whispers in the woods!
How the bold crawl towards them to discover the mysteries they might tell.
Yet none return.
Happy Friday the 13th!
Because, why not?


With kindest regards,

The Translator

September 4, 2017

Rocks



Rock of ages. 
Rock for the ages. 
Rocks fall, everyone dies.

With kindest regards,
The Translator

August 7, 2017

Once



Once upon a time there were things. And then there were wings. Sadly they were not one and the same.

Later came the fangs and then the tails. Yet again they were not with the things or anything else.

Once the plants came so to did awareness. Unfortunately awareness came to all prior things as well.

Thus did the plants weep with having to hear all the prior things complain.

With kindest regards,
The Translator

July 3, 2017

Squick



One squick, two squick... Ick ick ick... New kink found?

With kindest regards,
The Translator

June 5, 2017

Snoot



All hail the great snoot-moot! For they have the best doctors and health insurance known to the land of snoots. They also wish to mention that the great snoot-moot potluck will occur on the seventh tuning of the 13th worm of the heavens.

With kindest regards,
The Translator

May 1, 2017

Burn



Burning, burning, twisting, turning.
Fiery hot sauce and the midnight oil.
Waists laid low and enemies concord.
Worms feast.

With kindest regards,
The Translator

April 1, 2017

The Blotters Blog of the Odd Occorance



The Blotters Blog of the Odd Occurrence

A reinvigorated version of the blog that was, with new and active twists and tails to come.

Always updates on the thirteenth of each month.
Always updates on the First Monday.

Additional occurrences as available. Pending moon cycles, mercury in retrograde and other particularly otherworldly occurrences.

The Translator posts from the city of the beautiful river near our neighbors to the north. As such, weather predictions can never be trusted. Mercury will always be in retrograde and the consulate is looking for insolent coworkers.

More to come, perhaps.  

With kindest regards,
The Translator